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Guys, I was hoping for a suggestion or two to help me out of my minor dilemma here. See, my wife is smack dab in the middle of her "monthly discomfort", and here I sit horny like I got three dicks. Now rubbin' one off myself is out of the question because.........................ok never mind
 

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Guys, I was hoping for a suggestion or two to help me out of my minor dilemma here. See, my wife is smack dab in the middle of her "monthly discomfort", and here I sit horny like I got three dicks. Now rubbin' one off myself is out of the question because.........................ok never mind
call cincy he swallows and the scabs add extra friction
 

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So the wife won't give you a blowjob huh? Sounds awesome, fuck her just hit the titty bar.
 

PBR

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So the wife won't give you a blowjob huh? Sounds awesome, fuck her just hit the titty bar.

Hell no, she won't....and Cincy's line is busy. Titty bar it is
 

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are you afraid of a little blood? don't be a puss y. Man up and plow the fields of strawberries
 

PBR

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are you afraid of a little blood? don't be a puss y. Man up and plow the fields of strawberries

I'll give it a shot, but not until I'm done watching Kelli Pickler on the 5th grader show.
 

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Hell no, she won't....and Cincy's line is busy. Titty bar it is

Sucks for you man, the monthly discomfort is actually my favorite time of the month, although the mood swings can get out of hand I really enjoy getting head without having to return any favors.
 

morally bankrupt
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are you afraid of a little blood? don't be a puss y. Man up and plow the fields of strawberries

Word.

It's ALOT warmer when you dip your dick in the red sea. It's actually like a natural warming lubrication, fuck K-Y. Feels great. There's rarely that much of a mess, but honestly even if there was it'd probably just make my cockk tingle even more.

If I can't stick it in because the juices are flowing more than normal or my girl has bad cramps then I get it sucked like candy because she actually feels bad I can't rape her.

Make her feel guilty.
 

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